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Mountain goat suspected in death of Wash. hiker
Sun Oct 17, 2010
What about the goat's rights? Did he have a lawyer? Was he allowed to answer any questions? Perhaps it was another goat that looked like him. Perhaps he was present at the crime scene but was " just standing around minding his own business".
Theme park keeps 'crazy' ride despite protest
Mon Oct 11, 2010
I'm bi-polar.....and I murdered 5 of my neighbors last night. I have no desire to go to that theme park. I think that settles that!
Homeowners may gain ground in foreclosures
Fri Oct 8, 2010
Dear TruthHurts2......this story is about Jason Koontz a homeowner who happens to be a manager of a Credit Union. Mr Koontz has enough money to hire a BK attorney and also has enough cash reserves to hire a second attorney.
FBI busted tracking student, demands GPS spy gear return
Fri Oct 8, 2010
I could give a @!$%# if the FBI is tracking me. Today I went to work, the gym, Walmart, Trader Joe's and now I am watching TV while my girlfriend blows me. I don't have anything to hide..........I don't have any ties to terrosrists, drug dealers, kiddy porn..........so let them track me.
Trio quits 'Deadliest Catch'
Tue Sep 28, 2010
You wanna see men work........they shoul do a reality show of my uncle in Iowa harvesting corn and beans on a John Deere. Now that would make for some exciting TV........ohhh there went a pheasant! See that ground squirrel...he's pissed off today!
Facial filler foul-ups thwart patients' quest for youth
Fri Sep 24, 2010
Preparation-H on your face? I tried that.... and my friends told me I looked like a real ass-hole.
Woman held after 2 shot dead at Kraft cookie plant
Thu Sep 9, 2010
People should all be like Oreos.
Crowd boos L.A. police chief
Wed Sep 8, 2010
The 3 officers should have ignored the girls cries for help , turned around and gone the opposite dirction. Let the Macho Latino male heros of the neighborhood handle the situitions. The next day the pricks would have been complaining that the police did not protect them properly.
Suspicious luggage: Terror plot or just odd packing?
Tue Aug 31, 2010
OK....if they highjack and crash more planes...will we continue to build mosques at the crash sites? Sounds like a good plan to me. Maybe if we build three mosques per crash site....that will surely appease them and stop the violence.
Army revises training to deal with unfit recruits
Mon Aug 30, 2010
It sounds like the US Army is following what our public schools do. If you don't get the results you want, just lower the expectations. Just like the "dummying down" of our public schools, we are now witnessing the "softening up" of the United States Army. This country is in denial.......and sinkin …
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